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shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

Shamamalay 

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.
“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet
Shamamalay by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022

Shamamahammered 

noun (n.)
A state of being in which one is extremely drunk. Possibly to the extent where beginning to justify one's actions is nearly impossible.

verb (v.)
The act of intoxicating oneself to an "above average" level.
As a noun:
Sally: "I can't BELIEVE the things you were doing at that party last night!"
Dave: "Why? What did I do? All I know is that I was shamamahammered last night... so I can only imagine what I did."

As a verb:
"Let's get shamamahammered tonight!"

Shamamalay 

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.
“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet
“The shamamalay helps you sleep”
“The shamamalay tea is soothing”
Shamamalay by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022

shamamalay 

What someone says when mispronouncing chamomile (cam-moh-meel)
"I really like this shamamalay tea," said Addison.
"It's pronounced chamomile," said John, shaking his head.

Shalamar 

One of the greatest most underrated bands to come out of the 70's and now the name has been forgotten in the winds of time and the top definition on Urban dictionary when you type in Shalamar is some fucking bitch that likes animals and chooses her friends well.
I'm totally into 70's disco music at the moment Shalamar is the bomb it's such a shame that teenage piece of shit dirtbags use the name of a band from there parents era to try to look original and cool.
Shalamar by Max1984Harper January 13, 2019