shalacked 

the victim of being lit up or hit beyond belief.

the dumbass who tried to bumrush the stage was shalacked by security

shalacked by z man March 10, 2005

shalacked 

VERB, past tense: severly beaten, whipped, destroyed in competition. shalacker shalack

They got shalacked in the game today.

shalacked by shalacker dude April 7, 2010

Shalaed 

Wasted to the Nth degree; beyond wasted

Guy1: did u see that girl she had 1 to many shots
Guy2: she was so shalaed she even passed out

Shalaed by sr9311 August 3, 2011

shalacked 

The act of getting extremely drunk in college.

Daaaamn, Janna got shalacked last night and forgot to study for her midterm.

shalacked by Janna D December 14, 2007

shalakee

something thats not good, not cool, also couls stand for sh*t.

"That is some major shalakee

shalakee by Katie Russo December 14, 2003

Shalacked 

Destroyed, wrecked, and or taking a major L

Man bro I just got shalacked.

Shalacked by Chris the furry July 21, 2018

Cell Shalked 

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

Cell Shalked by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015