shaggamuffin

A girl who uses dancehall style crotch grinding and ass wiggling to get as close as she ever will to sex. Generally cos she has a face like the back end of a bus! They normally strike just as your soon to be ex-girlfiend walks into the club!

"You tappin that ass"? "No ways.... Damn shaggamuffin just wouldn't leave me alone"!

shaggamuffin by boomonkey69 August 4, 2007

Swaggamuffin 

Someone who wears the most hideous, trampiest clothes but still manages to pull off the look - like raggamuffin but with swag

Who wears ripped jeans and loafers together?
He does. It looks good on him though. What a swaggamuffin.

Swaggamuffin by TheSwaggermuffin November 26, 2010

scaggamuffin 

scagg'a'muffin: noun (middle american) person of loose and or little moral charactar.

She is such a hoe! I agree she's a total scaggamuffin!

scaggamuffin by demacus March 14, 2011

shagmuffin 

This is When you decide that you want to enhance your sexual experience by either,
1. shoving a muffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a muffin up your vagina.

this sexual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many porn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.

i saw a guy who had shagmuffin. he was dead.
do you want shag muffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate

shagmuffin by Lewis Trinder March 10, 2007

swagamuffin

a muffin who has swagga.

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!

swagamuffin by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011

SHAGMUFFIN 

someone you lust over or find very attractive
someone sexy as hell !
someone with a FINE ASS
someone who enjoys crazy wild sex

1: dude, Kitty is a SHAGMUFFIN, she's GORGEOUS !!

2: WOW look at that SHAGMUFFIN

3:Chris-"man, that girl lat nigh was such such a SHAGMUFFIN we were all over the plaice !!"
pat-" haha nice!, i'd SHAG her MIFFIN! hahah"

SHAGMUFFIN by Patrick Sheehan February 24, 2008

slagamuffin 

An older woman with dreadlocks who continues to attend festivals regularly, whoring herself out to younger men in a deluded attempt to cling tightly to her long-departed youth

"Shit! Is that woman kissing her son?!"

"Nah, she's just a proper slagamuffin. I think her son is stealing beer from that tent over there."

slagamuffin by Wictor Binzi September 26, 2012