Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. February 24, 2011

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Adrienne Shafer

She got them beaver teeth, she loves Connor Kilbarger meaning she has competition with Ally Lee. She is SO QUIRKY and her hair is nice tho not gonna lie.

Adrienne Shafer : AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH
Kortney Dewitt : MY WIFEYYYYYYYY

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

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dirty shafer

A old crusty worthless ass salesman

This dirty shafer tried to sell me some bullshit in a bag

by P nus May 13, 2015

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A fat black pig who does nothing but play 2k all day and claims he was on a journey to lose weight but he has just been gaining weight his obese ass, also claims he doesn’t have a favorite fast food place as he eats them all.

“Jeremiah shafer did something”- said no one ever

by BRTHUYT October 6, 2019

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