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Shipophile 

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).
Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"
Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.
I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!
slavophile by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Spedophile 

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

scatophile

one who loves all things related to shit; someone obsessed with the poop culture
Max is a scatophile; you can talk to him for hours about the process of shitting, the study of fecal matter and preparing hot lunches.
scatophile by Hung Far Low September 20, 2006

Spedophile 

Ryland Gilpin... some who is a sped and tends to be a pedophile. (falls for younger kids)
Ryland Gilpin is a spedophile”
Spedophile by gutlover34 December 2, 2018