by thatguythatsaguy May 1, 2012
Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
by jerkoff April 18, 2005
A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.
"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."
by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021
Shackelforded
I shackelforded myself when I ate the exlax, another example::// Chicago is the most shackelford city in the nation
by your big brother January 11, 2022
The best guy around...he is funny, loyal, and not just a good friend, he is amazing kisser. Hes the best person i have ever met. He may never read this but at least it is out here for him. I love you trysten and i help you see this one day!!!!!!!
by KyleeCorynn316 January 26, 2017