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Shamboner 

The act of when you are washing your public hair with shampoo while having an erection. Then, the shampoo accident enters the penis hole causing immense burning, stinging, and eventually death.
"The cause of death undoubtedly his 6 inch Shamboner."
Shamboner by Bry P. June 12, 2016

stankbones 

the part of one that tingles when one is getting near one's prey. (possibly the hindquarters, thus the stink-related name - stankbones).

Popularized by Cletus, the slack-jawed redneck on "The Simpsons."
Cletus: We're a-gettin close now! I can feel it in my stankbones!

Shankbone 

Commonly used in Seattle, means a good sound.

Any good sound.
"Have you heard the new shankbone?"

"Yup! I got the new album its hella tight"
Shankbone by MeetMeInSeattle March 9, 2010

Slackbonics

Slackbonics - speaking as though you went to college, graduated AND went back for the Ph. D, never having sat in a single college lecture.
Ex: Person 1: "So, you hear Randy tell 'em how to fix that shit, all articulate-like?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that slackbonics goes right over my head most the time."

shamboneed 

(pronounced sham-bo-need) the act of getting screwed, robbed, or downright fucked over.
Dude 1: "You end up taking that girl home last night?"

Dude 2: "Ya dude I did but she ended up passing out and pissing on my couch"

Dude 1: "Damn dude you got straight up shamboneed"
shamboneed by thebeezneez December 11, 2011

Shackelnerd 

5’3 blonde haired blue eyed raging Cajun one of a kind firecracker that’s absolutely amazingly beautiful Nerd
oh my god look at that shackelford she was so smoking hot walking into that tree not paying attention with them steamed up glasses is no doubt she’s a ShackelnerdPrincess
Shackelnerd by Hd#48 March 27, 2019