Shabba Ranks

Shabba Ranks is a Jamaican dancehall musician. He was one of the most popular dancehall artists of his generation.
Also the title of an A$AP Ferg song.

A:Do you remember that dancehall muscian Shabba Ranks?
B:Yeah I heard he's really old.

Shabba!!
-A$AP

Shabba Ranks by ibesusy August 25, 2013

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sir shabba ranks

just the loveliest of toe suckers, only likes two things in life, crossbows on cod and beautiful feet. you're my dad boogie woogie woogie love you step dad!

i bet you that guy loves feet like sir shabba ranks

sir shabba ranks by TheOnlyHerbert March 28, 2022

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Shabba Ranking

The process of shabba ranking involves using the hand movements from asap fergs hit single Shabba Ranks music video. Though many consider it dancing, it is not. It is simply hard intercourse.

I told this bitch I ain't have a condom and I still ended up Shabba Ranking that hoe.

Shabba Ranking by SamSstoner September 29, 2013

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Shabba-labba-rank

Ugly as hell; messed up

Damn she got some shabba-labba-rank toes

Shabba-labba-rank by Sa'Mone January 19, 2005

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shabbaranked

when somebody shanks you whilst you are singing a Shabba Rank song

you: Mr lova lova ooooo
Them: I'm guna Shabbaranked you right now!

shabbaranked by kkatty April 23, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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