| 1. | sfitch | ||
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an itch deep inside your sfinkter that you cant reach Pete was wobbiling around in his seat because his sfitch wudnt allow him to itch it.
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| 2. | Louisiana coal trian | ||
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get a turtle head and wiat for it to dry turning it into a dingeberry then stick the dingleberry in the womans lunch meattherefore dildoing her with the dried piece of shit hanging out of your sfinkter "roxane was bieng shity last night so i gave her a Louisiana coal trian"
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| 3. | sphincter lip | ||
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The pucker of a practiced smoker, or the result of 40 years of two-pack-a-day smoking by a hopeless hag trying to develop a "look." That hooker has some serious sphincter lip.
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| 4. | bakershmiditney | ||
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the act of deficateing into a baked good and then tricking an individual into eating said baked good (typicaly one that contained Dutch fudge). Im going to bakershmiditney you for sharting in my face last night buddy.
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| 5. | Luxury wipe | ||
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The wiping of ones arse with one or several baby wipes after defecation. The soft baby wipes are gentle on the sfinkter and have the added bonus of a washing effect, making the user feel fresher than with regular paper. The sensation of luxury feels even more prevalent when the user has diarrhea with a very sore sfinkter or feces that is particular sticky making cleaning with regular paper particularly time consuming. If the user cannot access baby wipes one can improvise by spitting on regular paper. Face wipes used to remove make up will also do nicely. The other day when I visited Tom and Claire they had prepared curry vindaloo for supper. The stuff went right through me though and within minutes on the toilet gave me a burning ring of fire. The pain was so bad it made my eyes water. Thank fuck they had baby wipes laying on the shelf so at least I could have a luxury wipe.
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| 6. | luxury wipe | ||
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The wiping of ones arse with one or several baby wipes after defecation. The soft baby wipes are gentle on the sfinkter and have the added bonus of a washing effect, making the user feel fresher than with regular paper. The sensation of luxury feels even more prevalent when the user has diarrhea with a very sore sfinkter or feces that is particular sticky making cleaning with regular paper particularly time consuming. If the user cannot access baby wipes one can improvise by spitting on regular paper. Face wipes used to remove make up will also do nicely. The other day when I visited Tom and Claire they had prepared curry vindaloo for supper. The stuff went right through me though and within minutes on the toilet gave me a burning ring of fire. The pain was so bad it made my eyes water. Thank fuck they had baby wipes laying on the shelf so at least I could have a luxury wipe.
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