Seymore

A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.

Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.

by salamisam September 6, 2011

Seymore Butts

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

by Mari Possa July 1, 2003

Seymore Butts

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."

by Bart S. May 8, 2003

Jane seymore butts

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.

I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.

by Neoxin February 1, 2011

Wet Seymore

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

by Jaysbitch June 1, 2013

Phillip Seymore Cat

Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."

TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.

by Crystal666 December 3, 2010

seymore dicks

just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.

would you like to meet seymore dicks?

by outtheox July 22, 2023