Seymore Butts 

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

Seymore Butts by Mari Possa July 1, 2003

Seymore Butts 

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."

Seymore Butts by Bart S. May 7, 2003

Jane seymore butts 

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.

I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.

Jane seymore butts by Neoxin February 21, 2011