sextional

What someone or a couple refers to their sectional couch as when they routinely have sex on it

Hey girl, let's watch a movie then bang it out on the sextional!

by GlazeHer February 15, 2014

Sextion

(N) A section or category of epic sexyness

Wow, that's sexy. It's gotta be in at least sextion B

by edbac55 September 4, 2010

Sextion

A textsion full of sexual innuendo and or dirty, nasty talk. A modern day form of phone sex that is discreet and able to take place in a public setting.

JJ: OMG! i had the best sextion at work today!
KJ: Really? XXX rated?
JJ: Yep! right at the conference table during our weekly meeting! It was great

by JenniferJ November 12, 2007

Sextion Head

The person who is in charge of your section in band. His minions are called section shaft members.

Our sextion head is being such a dick today. He needs to get layed.

by allister! February 12, 2011

Sextion 8 housing

A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.

"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.

by QuacksO February 27, 2020