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Sexparté
Sex term used to describe an arrangement between sexual partners where a male partner is not allowed to achieve orgasm in or on the other partner, but is permitted to achieve orgasm near the other partner, usually from a specified distance.
Johnny and Katie are sexual partners. Katie is scared to death about getting pregnant (and potentially uneducated about how pregnancy is achieved) so she serves Johnny with a Sexparté with a distance of 3 feet. Johnny is forbidden from achieving orgasm within the 3 foot boundary for as long as Katie maintains the Sexparté.
Sexparté by angermanager July 14, 2011
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sexcated
the feeling one has when they're rolling (literally, i.e. in the true, moving, physical sense of the verb) out of the airport arrival's door to reunite with friends that they have not seen in over a year
at the airport -
Shaniqua: "Look! Prudence is here!"
Watermellondrea: "Pru looks sah keew-tt!"
Getrudellondrea: "I know right! Sah cray cray!!"
Shaniqua, Watermellondrea, Gertrudellondrea: "PRU"
Prudence was so SEXCATED she fainted right infront of them.
Shaniqua: "Look! Prudence is here!"
Watermellondrea: "Pru looks sah keew-tt!"
Getrudellondrea: "I know right! Sah cray cray!!"
Shaniqua, Watermellondrea, Gertrudellondrea: "PRU"
Prudence was so SEXCATED she fainted right infront of them.
sexcated by we-sah-cray November 17, 2012
sexpartexting
(Verb) To secretly text one or more participants during a sex party, usually to communicate disinterest or horror.
I was so busted sexpartexting the hot one, "let's ditch this fatty," when his phone immediately beeped after I tapped "send."
sexpartexting by Jimmy Sammyz March 19, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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