A man so sexy who you cannot keep your eyes or hands off, you uncontrollably want to touch and kiss this man, he is on your mind constantly because he looks so good in everything!
by eye of london April 28, 2017
by rumzy_b82 October 28, 2021
There is on ONE Sexiest Specimen in the world and tht one MOFUCKER is called Rayan Amari. He is THE MOST SEXIEST, THE MOST GORGEOUS, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE CUTEST GAL YOU WILL EVER MEET!!
RAYAN AMARI = THE SEXIEST SPECIMEN
RAYAN AMARI = THE SEXIEST SPECIMEN
by rumzyy.b December 9, 2021
A fantastically tall DANISH IRISH high-jumper from "Da Mesa" in Santa Barbara, California. While many believe she's a barely-legal dead-sexy blonde, the fact of the matter is she's not legal at all! Note that this does not stop the amazingly high Crunkage rates, including (but not limited to):
1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California
Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)
Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)
You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
1. Vanilla Rum in Las Vegas, NV
2. Multiple Screwdrivers in Las Vegas, NV
3. "Kelli's Jungle Punch" in Ventura, CA
4. Braaaaaandizzle's "What the fuck happened last night" drink and smokefest in Oak View, California
Few can control her, with the exception of Negro Police on bicycles and Nutella Salesmen (Not to mention her old-bald-guy fetish king, The Bruce.)
Has been known (at times) to have construction workers incarcerated at her leisure.
Often found near the "Straight Neeg" Nathalie (Follow the scent of Marijuana)
You'd hit it. Oh yes, You'd Hit It.
Hey, did you hear about The Sexiest Devotchka's lame friend who drank 1/10th of Vodka? Haha what a pussy!
by highmeh March 29, 2005
abbie mi hermana is the sexiest bitch ever and i love her so much and we will be soul sistas forever
adam is sexy too
adam is sexy too
by the sexy #2 May 10, 2005
6 foot tall, badass motherfucker, don't mess with this bitch or you'll get the horns.
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
Background: Danish, Swedish, German, Irish
This bitch will fully own you if you act awry.
Aliases:
Kel
Kelli
Long Dong Kong
Woozass
The Tall Hot Blonde
Badass Motherfucker
Dontonson
Loyal to the end, if you cross her...you better watch your back, she'll rampage
Happy to be:
Your friend
Your bartender
Your body guard
Your mentor
Your sidekick
Your lapdog
Your most loyal of deciples
by blah March 31, 2005
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by patrick king August 25, 2007