sexgoo 

The mix of sperm, vaginal juices, sweat, lubracation and other such liquids that are frequently (and infrequently) found during the act of intercorse. Depending of the liquids found this "sexgoo" can be multi-colored and more or less viscous.

WARNING: The "sexgoo" should only be sampled by those with the strongest stomics, as the full effects of the goo are unknown. What is known that it has the ability to make normal inbibers vomit, and cause mass blocks of time to be lost.

Dow: Bill, where the fuck were you yesterday?

Bill: I dont know, i tried some sexgoo and the next thing i knew: i was in a bed with a Ox three pigs half a bowl of cheese-its and a blow-up-doll of a female Dennis Leery with hail Hitler scribed on her...

Dow: We better get you to the hospital!

sexgoo by Fugget McDoogle December 16, 2006

Walking SexGod 

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

Walking SexGod by Funnywords&Phrases November 5, 2010

sexgod 

A really really sexy and hot guy who is so hot you don't even know why he is that hot.

marc-andre fleury, evgeni malkin, luke schenn are all sexgods.

sexgod by mrs. schenn June 2, 2009

sexgod 

A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day.

Although it would take you 2 nanoseconds to throw that tissue in the trash, don't worry about it, b/c you are a sexgod.

sexgod by peppermint soap October 19, 2006

SexGod 

Description: Irish man, 6'3" having fuckable...everything.

My SexGod gives a nice fuck.

SexGod by StevensWinkyIsMightyFine October 21, 2004

SexGod 

Someone highly attractive, one might compare to a God.

Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys is a SexGod

SexGod by Shakespearesister May 31, 2021