a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire
a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006
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looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire
looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020
bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine
a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009
Plant two trees with one seed
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can
'plant two trees with one seed'.
'plant two trees with one seed'.
Plant two trees with one seed by 1 Love July 11, 2010
Feed two birds with one seed
A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.
For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.
Feed two birds with one seed by Professor Computer November 12, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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