sexamination 

A couple mutually performing a physical examination of their genitals following sexual intercourse. Sexaminations are very popular among med school students, since it allows them to combine their scientific interest with sexual practice.

Guy: Dayuuum, you were tremendous today!
Gal: Thanks, honey! So were you. But can we do a sexamination now?
Guy: Sure, who's first?

Guy 1: What took you so long?
Guy 2: We had sex and then my girlfriend wanted to do a routine sexamination.
Guy 1: Nerds.

sexamination by Asoku Mopen May 14, 2014

Sexification 

Word: Sexification

Pronunciation: \’seks-ə-fə-ˈkā-shən\

Function: noun

Date: circa 2008

1. The subtle art of revealing the hidden sexiness inherent in all things.

2. The definitive source for all things sexy.

3. It’s a movement.

1. SEXIFICATION is for YOU to not only be sexier but also feel sexier.

2.SEXIFICATION is not just a lifestyle or a state of mind

3. Help reveal the SEXIFICATION of the latest dating tips, travel locations, restaurants, fashion trends, research, media and more

Sexification by sexificationdotcom December 16, 2008

Sexifrication

The act of becoming sexifried.

To compose a look of great beauty.

"It took at least and hour of sexifrication before I left for the club"

"Sexifrication has to be the majority of that girl's morning"

Sexifrication by antgurrieri February 4, 2009

Sexfocation 

The death of an individual through the kinky actions of choking during sexual intercourse.

Officer: Sir what exactly happened here?

Man: Like I said, I was giving it to her deep, gave her a little throat hug and she died of natural sexfocation.

Sexfocation by Beccaboo1 May 19, 2014

Sexyfication 

The act of making someone visually or socially Orgasmic. A make-over of some kind e.g. facial, new haircut , a tan , or a habit overhaul, e.g. Losing weight, ceasing to pick your nose, learning charm.

An overall act to beautify yourself for the purpose of sexual atraction.

Going to get some sexyfication done at the beauty therapist's

Sexyfication by Dotti grl June 19, 2010

Sexification 

1. To restate a benign phrase or sentence in a heavy sexual tone.

2. The act of making something non-sexual, sexual. (e.g. Douglas Fir)

1
REGULAR:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll hand you the tongs.

SEXIFIED:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll HAND YOU the tongs. (with sexy eyes and sexual overtones)
G: oh, you and your sexification, just hand me the damn tongs.
C: thongs?
G: TONGS!!
C: hey, that meat is burning.
G: oh, I'll burn your meat.
C: he he he...
___

2
R:Steve, don't you love to see the pine trees covered in snow?
S:Yeah, I love me some douglas fir, if you know what I mean.

Sexification by thehumble1 December 27, 2005

smafication 

when a man inserts his foot into a female's vaginal or anal cavity and proceeds to wiggle it to and fro.

Female: Jonathan totally smaficated me last night, my new favorite thing is smafication.

smafication by volnester6996 April 18, 2017