| 1. | mate | ||
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1. A friend or companion.
2. A slang in the UK and Australia used with both friends and common people. 3. A sexual partner. 4. (If your a girl) Your lesbian sex mate that you have bit on her ear to mark her. 5. The origin of the internet word m8. 1. Hey mate wan't a beer?
2. Hey mate wan't a beer? 3. Hey Sofie.. Wanna mate? 4. Your my mate!! ^.^ (Usualy followed by lot's of oral sex) 5. 5up m8!!111 |
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| 2. | Haunted Sex | ||
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{hawnt-d sekx} noun, 1. Bizarre intercourse using the missionary position where the participant on the bottom, laying on their back with face up, is motionless - virtually catatonic - and absolutely quiet with an blank, eerie expression on their face throughout the entire sexual act 2. intercourse with a coldfish that is mentally uncomfortable and/or disturbing due to the comportment of the coldfish 3. any form of creepy, eery or weird non-fetish sexual activity 4. sex with a ghost, e.g. succubus or incubus Note: Haunted sex is much more than motionless, lazy sex or zombie sex. There is a definite element of the profoundly disturbed present - something straight out of the Twilight Zone. Furthermore, no one suspects that they are about to experience this type of sex. There are no signs present to indicate that you are in for the truly bizarre (i.e. the potential sex mate appears to be completely normal - for all practical purposes it seems that you are going to get laid and it just might be some great sex). Very irksome to those of us who have had the mis-fortune of experiencing it. Last night I had the worst sexual experience of my life with a coldfish. Truly awful - she didn't move and just laid there with an empty expression on her face the whole time. It really sent a shiver up my spine. I'd have been better-off staying at home and choking the chicken.
She's really weird - all your going to get from of her is haunted sex. My advice to you is to not waste your time - unless you're into bizarre sex. Anna Nicole Smith stated that she had haunted sex with an incubus. She reported that it went up her leg and gave her the best orgasm that she had ever experienced. Plus she wasn't afraid - she liked it. Ms. Smith had problems. |
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| 3. | sex me | ||
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To ask for sex in a respectful way.
Would usually use this term towards a well respected "pimp". The pimp can offer lots of sex. |
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| 4. | First Mate Rob | ||
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This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more. J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum. J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge. Rob:What we doing today J Wood? J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday... Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again! J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU! Rob:AHHHHHH *J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room* J Wood:What are we gonna do? Rob:Hit it in the head! J Wood:What are we gonna throw? Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer... J Wood:But these computers belong to liz! Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE! J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one. *J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him* Rob:Wow, that was weird.... J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank. *J Wood and Rob clank binders* COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU! |
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| 5. | sex | ||
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Great pleasure of all between the two genders. A male's penis pleases females alot by sticking there penis in and out of the vagina alot over and over, sticking the testicle into a woman's mouth to suck on, or stick the penis up her ass. For a woman: She lays on a bed etc. and let the men touch anything. Then she would lick the penis giving pleasure. Pleasure is reached when your sex-mate moans. Then both of you would lose your virginity. The hot, great, sex lasted a dat because Ryan kept sticking his penis up Kathleen's vagina with great pleasure. They moaned alot. Then Kathleen laid spread-eagle on a bea with only her lacy black bra and red panties. Ryan took off evrything on him and her and started licking her breasts, and with his hands he kept tickling her vulva having fun. This was repeated.
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| 6. | In tit mate | ||
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Over pronounciation of Innit mate Used when strongly agreeing with what is said. Positve body action are often used to emphasise one's similar opinion.
It originated when innit mate just didn't express the feeling. Daryl: You know Jayne?
Joe: Yeah? Daryl: She's perfect Joe: IN TIT MATE! (Begins imitating sex with cusion) Tom: I think i have discovered the meaning of life! Rob: Yeah but, wouldn't you rather order pizza? Tom: In tit mate! (flails arms with joy) |
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| 7. | buffalo sex | ||
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Buffalo sex: Contrary to popular oppinion, the definition of this term has absolutely nothing to do with the mating habits of these hairy beasts, but rather refers to the beastialic urges of the attention-starved plainsmen who live where the Buffalo roam. It is important to understand that the Great Plains of the United States can be a very lonely place, thus, only those with poor social skills and little or no sexual prowess choose to call them home. However, those who do have only two things in mind when settling down in the grasslands: freedom from the toils of trying to make friends and the hot and steamy relations they can have with any buffalo that happens to stray away from its herd. Now, buffalos are not weak creatures. They're strong and hairy and unevenly tempered. So, in order to successfully "recreate" with one it is required that you: (a.) tame it by feeding it and getting it used to being petted, or (b.) (this is the easier and much more popular approach), you throw a large buffalo hide over your head, get a buck to chase you and, as nature takes over the beast's simple mind, you proceed to let it mount and mate. "I have buffalo sex and like it."
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