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mousetrap sex
When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.
mousetrap sex by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017
moose sex face
- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
moose sex face by the bandit75 May 17, 2014
sexmouse
A common fantasy or fetish which involves one person who hides in the closet of their roommate and makes mouse sounds during the day/eats cheese to create an authentic 'mouse in the house' experience. However at night, this mouse gets a bit freaky and will come out of the closet/Mousehole. Wearing appropriate garb (I personally recommend the sexy mouse costume from Amazon) the sexmouse emerges and proceeds to suck their roommate's dick and ensure to eat the dick cheese/smegma of their roommate.
sexmouse by Where all the sexy mice at bro March 24, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026