Best damn activity out there.

Levels of Satisfaction:

(Level 1)
*inadequate pleasure for woman, humiliation for man*
0 + <=8 = :-/

(Level 2)
*satisfaction for woman, yet, more satisfaction for man*
0 + <===8 = :-)

(Level 3)
*Unexplicable pleasure for woman, great pride for man*
0 + <========8 = :-D
by i-Do-whAt-I-waNt June 10, 2006
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What two people tend to do when they get naked together
Chad : Didn't see you around this weekend where were you at?
Kiersten : I played softball, basketball, volleyball, tennis , ran a marathon, had Sex with my boyfriend Jake and sucked his cock all weekend!
Chad : Well aren't you just the Sporty little girl!
Kiersten : No kidding I need to take a break from all this work see ya tomorrow!
Chad : Fuck You Bitch!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause I have amazing Sex with my new boyfriend!
by SlopNChop May 23, 2017
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Sex feels so good. 🤤 you feel funny at first but after you do it a lot it feels amazing. It’s like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and try not to multiply.
Girl: sex is so good!
Boy: come to my house tonight.
by WowGirlIsMe December 4, 2018
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Two-word phrase used when one, or both, of a couple decide the time has arrived for sexual relations to commence.
Wow, babe...I had no idea you'd look THAT good in Saran Wrap. Sex on!
by Nipplemann January 21, 2010
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The most commonly looked up word in the dictionary for males between the age of 11 to 19. Second being Penis and third Vigina.
Male Kid 1: Look! Look! I've found it S-E-X.
Male Kid 2: What does it mean?
Male Kid 1: I don't know but lets try it in my tree house tonight, it must be good if Daddy has all those women come round to do it when mommies away.
Male Kid 2: OK! Sex must be great lets do it.
by Stu T July 7, 2006
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I LOVE SEX

sex is when a man sticks his penis into a woman’s vagina

Let’s be honest u searched this up to get horny go to bed or to what u was doing before anyway here’s my definition

I came home to my tutor waiting for me at the table. I’ve had a crush on him since I first saw him. I wish I could tell him.(1 hour later) Louie went for a drink and I asked if he wanted wine. He agreed. A few moments after that we had 5 drinks of wine. I told him how I feel about him. He said I love u too I didn’t know how to say it to you though. I took my shirt and bra off and said touch them it will be good. He took his pants on and put his dick between my BIG boobs. I moaned. I took my pants off and he took his shirt off. I said do it stick it in me. He did so. We both cummed.I went faster for him. I could feel his big cock wriggling in me. It felt so good. I got off him and he licked my pussy. I cummed again. He licked it all away in seconds. he had to go soon. We started to date and he came over every night and we had sex. We finished the tutoring and he left I begged for him to stay but he couldn’t or we wouldn’t be a thing...
Hey wanna have sex

OMG I THOUGHT U WOULD NEVER ASK

;)
by sexy wooden amber December 6, 2020
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When the schlong go’s into the thong
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they sometimes get a little rowdy, and by that I mean they want to have sexual contact also known as sex
by Short penis February 18, 2020
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