the call that lets you know if the guy you just slept with likes you or not, based on how long he takes to call you after having sex with you, if he calls at all
Mary slept with Bob on Friday night. Mary got the after sex phone call on Saturday afternoon. Bob likes Mary enough to consider her girlfriend potential. Jane slept with Danny on Friday night. Jane got the after sex phone call on Monday night. Danny wants to keep having sex with Jane, but doesn't consider her girlfriend potential. Betty slept with Steve on Friday night. Betty got the after sex phone call from Steve the next Friday afternoon at work. Steve wants to sleep with Betty when he feels like it. Doris slept with Frank on Friday night. Doris never got Frank's after sex phone call and won't. Frank forgot Doris' name as soon as he got her into bed.
by Doris August 15, 2004
by Jester December 24, 2002
i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie
by adam schilling November 10, 2002
by Larry December 18, 2002
The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”
Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.
by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020
Gives you hearing AIDS
by Captain Albatross January 24, 2010
a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on.
She went on how she liked doing it and he gave her his hot load of words that touched her almost like his hands did when they made love yesterday, and all that made her nipples grow harder and harder. In fact, they spent an hour on the phone indulging in phone sex.
by Aleph May 29, 2006