Obviously a crossing of Serious, and Severe. used to punctuate as absolutely dire, or "not joking" statement or situation.
The Condition is Severious..

I am Severious.(when asked about the seriousness, or truthfullness of your statement).

Also, Severiously..
by JTYRHE June 4, 2004
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From "severe" and "serious". Important, acute, and/or demanding prompt attention.
We got some severious problems developing at work.

Ive got the most severious headache right now.
by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003
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A combination of seriousness and severity.
I hit the ATM today and found out my bank account was severiously overdrawn. Must've been from all the insufficient fucks I had in it.
by Dr. Do-'Em February 10, 2016
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A combination of the words; severe and serious, to emphasize something that is not only serious or severe, but severely serious.
"dude, did you just see that fight then"
"yeah man, it was way severious"
by Tucker_ver.3.0 April 12, 2007
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Severi is a good looking fella who steals all yo girls. Large audience Virgins have been trying go shut him down, but it hasn’t worked out.
Ou shit is that Severi? Need to hide my new girl quick.
by Mestari January 23, 2019
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Severi is a name for a boy that is probably the sassiest person you will ever meet. He gets along with everyone, but be careful if you get on his bad side. He will take you on verbally.

They tend to be of Finnish decent.
- Oh man, I got into an argument with this guy-

- Please tell me it wasn't Severi.
by OneWeirdLeaf March 14, 2017
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When something is both serious and severe, and when neither word is strong enough.
My hybrid just got mowed down by a tanker truck. The damage is severious
by Hitomichu March 6, 2012
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