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Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013
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Tripple serrated leaf 

tripple serrated leafs have not been truely identified by botanist yet, but by a group of people from the skunk skool. Thought at first to be a mutant characteristic has changed in recent months. a trait that keeps appearing
is known to be a monogenic trait. plant biotechnology and information through the plant leaf morphology charts has led us to the skunk plants evolution. blue mistic seeds from nirvana seed company is the first documented case.
the tripple serrated leaf could be classified as a mutant in some cases. the skunk plant is known for its double serrated leafs.we would like to call it skunk evolution.

Double serrated leaf 

The cannabis plant is known to have a palmately compund leaf with serrated leaflets.
The double serrated leaf pattern of the skunk plant has long
been documented to have originated in the Himalayan mountain system.
from Bangladesh to Bhutan from Nepal to Punjab and from himachal Pradesh to Kashmir and parts of n. Afghanistan. these all are land race indicia areas.
skunk strains, northern lights, cheese, satori, whiteberry
are a few strains assosiated with double serrated leafs.

Serrated 

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"
Serrated by Jay December 28, 2003
When having a bowel movement, any turd longer than a spanned hand, thumb to pinky.
I never should of ate so much popcorn. I blew a serrote that wrapped around the bowl and plugged the toilette.
serrote by chorizoman November 30, 2004

Surrogate crop duster 

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.
I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.
Surrogate crop duster by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

Wet Dream Surrogate 

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.
Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.