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Serpents Kiss 

A person or a group of people who can't seem to get anything done.
Tom: Dude, I can't get this boss down...
Dan: Is your group good and do they know what they're doing?
Tom: ... sort of...
Dan: Serpents Kiss...
Serpents Kiss by rakakar September 2, 2010

Serpents Tongue 

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!
guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.

South Side Serpents 

A biker gang in the South side of Riverdale and Archie comics
Betty: Did you here that Jug became a South Side Serpents?
Archie: Really?!?!?!?!
South Side Serpents by Daddy 5.0 January 25, 2018

Southside Serpents 

The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.

These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.

The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.

Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
Southside Serpents by MelonBed April 26, 2019

seamen serpents 

seamen serpents are mysyterious creatures that work tirelessly around the clock to purify your man juice, to maintain a steady flow of jism flowing through your gene hunt.
definition 1 - " omg your father is an absolute seamen serpent, he loves purifying the man juice"

definition 2 - "oh my god just won two tickets on the price is right to go deep sea diving with the seamen serpents"

definition 3 - "if only bruce forsyth had a set of balls he might find himself being accomadated by the seamen serpents"

definition 4 - "is that seamen serpents i see on jim spence's head? oh no wait thats just his fucked up ginger mullet"
seamen serpents by J.Edmund H January 30, 2010

The Serpent Maneuver 

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.