A talkative kid, who is not only athletic but is a major playboy. Has brown hair and can be nice but annoying.
by Fluffymistletoe December 27, 2016
A person too nice for his own good. Cares intensely for his loved ones and is often considered strange.
by I don't care 67890 July 21, 2016
by Abbieiscreampie July 8, 2019
Hey guys, do you want to smoke? I have a Sergi Fact.
Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?
Hey Winona, I've been doing some research about Google. Do you want to hear a Sergi Fact?
by quesitogruyere November 12, 2018
A spanish bum that has xavi nud3s and somehow is still employed to FC Barcelona and is married to Xavi Hernandez
Person 1: Why did we lose today
Person 2: Classic Sergi Bumberto starting in our most important match
Person 2: Classic Sergi Bumberto starting in our most important match
by Dembele fan 7 February 24, 2023
One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.
Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.
Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.
Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.
Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.
Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape
Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone
Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone
Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023