1. One of those fellas just loves the shit out of the military so much so, they just HAVE to have a military last name, in hopes of when said rank is obtained, they would just love to hear their name twice.

2. A person that just stares at themselves in the mirror with a handgun and practices dumb ass shit they would say in a high duress situation.

3. A total and complete shithead that is always wearing military gear and owns thousands of guns, yet when asked about military experience and all the battles they were in, it turns out they were a cook...
Any day now the shit will hit the fan and sergeant sergeant will be the one to save all your sorry asses!
by xXGEARXx November 19, 2019
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