Secret Sad Boy 

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

Secret Sad Boy by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

secret boyscout 

One who is a boyscout, but prevents his friends from knowing so, for fear of rejection.

"Man, did you hear jack is a secret boyscout?"

"Well we can't hang out with him ever again."

secret boyscout by Jared Smith January 10, 2008

secret boyfriend

The consistent person you date but wont fess up to on facebook, usually really great in a relationship and in bed but socially awkward or embarrassing to friends. Could be hidden in order to make others think you are still single. Often told that fb status means nothing to be kept happy.

We should tell her that we know about her secret boyfriend

secret boyfriend by alabameryellerhammer January 24, 2011

Secret Boyfriend

A boyfriend who just listen to you. Basically emotional support. Someone who you bond with more then your boyfriend. Mostly emotional and physically not always sexually.

I need a Secret Boyfriend my mans never listen to what I say and I feel like I cant cry on his shoulder.

Secret Boyfriend by Goldbubbleku$h October 16, 2019

secret pretend boyfriend 

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.

Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!

secret pretend boyfriend by myth ookami July 9, 2011

Secret Gay Boyfriend 

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

Secret Gay Boyfriend by john in boston August 1, 2005