SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008

Septic Sally

A person of the female gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I can't get to my trailer home because Septic Sally is blocking the driveway with that stinky truck.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

septic baby

a better name for a large bowel movement.

Brad: "bro i just had a major septic baby in the denny's bathroom"
Kevin: "what the fuck"

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 27, 2019

Septic Face

A great looking male specimen, with a perfect everything... except his face. It is the male equivalent of Butter Face.

Girl 1: So is this Jason guy hot?
Girl 2: Bring a bag -- he's a septic face.

by CalamityHats July 25, 2011

Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.

1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint

by tainter July 18, 2015

Septic Plume

Flatulence

After a night of binge drinking Dos Dquis, Papa Nate’s bedroom reeked of septic plume.

by Papa Nate February 24, 2019

septic edge

cutting edge = prehistoric
bleeding edge = so last season

septic edge = the future

to be so damn cool, innovative and "out there" that you've started to go off and smell a bit.

"oh Robin... that idea is so maaad cool, i dont think the world's ready for it. man, i'm in awe of you, you're like so, septic edge"

by emma wood April 7, 2008