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stormbraining

verb. Whereas brainstorming involves storming the brain for its secrets, stormbraining induces shock to enliven the gourd.
I am staying awake and busying myself with drinking coffee nonstop until my stormbraining results in a resolution to this dilemma.
stormbraining by nilskidoo October 18, 2012
Related Words
storm storm trooper Seoras storm chaser Stormed slorm snorm Sorm Storme sermed
An Acronym for, "Suck Everything Out Of My Bag"

A command given to any whore, marveling in the notion of getting every drop of the good stuff from your bag.
After yelling seoomb, his whore quickly dropped to her knees and proceeded to do exactly what her mother taught her.
seoomb by Drano April 20, 2009

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Higgins Storm Chasing 

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?

storm-shy 

A fear of storms.
When thunderstorms are really bad it must suck to be storm-shy.
storm-shy by jpg3 June 4, 2015

Storm (Outlawz) 

Her real name is Donna "Storm" Hunter, she met Tupac during the shooting of a film.

After he found out how well she could rap, he asked her to join his group, which later became known as the Outlawz. On February 13, 1996, Tupac's double LP, All Eyez On Me, was released. Spasti Storm guest appeared on three songs, "Tradin' War Stories", "Thug Passion", and "Run Tha Streetz". Storm also guest appeared on "Hard Labor" on C-Bo's LP, Till My Casket Drops, "MFC Lawz" on Heltah Skeltah's LP, Magnum Force, and "Ain't Died in Vain" on Rondo's LP, Success Before Death.

In an unreleased version of Hit 'Em Up (Hit 'Em Up Part 2), she also raps a verse in the end of the song. She made a guest appearance on one song on the Outlawz's debut LP, named "Still I Rise".
Storm (Outlawz)
Was the only female member of the group.
Storm (Outlawz) by BlackJJJJ November 11, 2009