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seminary simps 

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.
Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps
seminary simps by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020
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Buffalo Seminary 

Also known as the lesbian factory, Sem has a reputation for turning straight girls gay or at least a little bi.
Guy 1: Hey she's pretty cute!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's from Buffalo Seminary don't waste your time.
Buffalo Seminary by userrr202432 October 6, 2020

buffalo seminary 

straight nice girls will go in and come out with eyeliner curtain bangs and a girlfriend
girl: what happened to you!
girl: i go to buffalo seminary now
buffalo seminary by lanadelraystan November 3, 2021

Pope John Senior High School and Min. Seminary 

Pope John's Senior High School and Min. Seminary A.K.A POJOSS is a Catholic denominated school. It is well noted for discipline since DISCIPLINE is it's Hallmark . It is located at Effiduase in the Eastern Region of Ghana and well noted for the tremendous performance exhibited in basketball and other sports. It is also a grade A school. They are seen as THE LADIES GUYS since it is recorded that they have won the hearts of many girls' schools and broken the alliance between those girls' schools and their boys schools... Notable among them is PRESEC LEGON and the rivalry has been built since.. GREAT DAASEBRE... Be a proud POJOBA
Pope John Senior High School and Min. Seminary has resigned in basketball in the Eastern Region for 12 years in a row and counting

friends seminary 

I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not
I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there.

seminary 

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.
Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."
seminary by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010

Seminary Girl 1 

The characteristics are the following:
There are two main objectives of each and every seminary girl.
1.To get married to a nice frum YU boy who preferably spent two years at Shaalavim or KBY.
2. After getting married to one of these men she will want to have tons of babies and to raise them as frum Jews while she will be is a housewife.

In order to obtain these two objectives they must go under a radical transformation during their time in Israel. They begin by accepting everything their teachers tell them uncritically and unquestioning as the word of God. They will then begin to change externally first. They will begin to wear only skirts that cover their knees and blouses that cover their elbows, also their clothing will become much more bland and dull.

Following these changes they will begin to cut ties not only with boys, but also with any girl they knew from before, unless they too are undergoing the same change. This process also includes her very own parents. She will not dissolve this relationship, but she will most likely start criticizing her mother for not covering her hair. At this point she will also delete her facebook account and hunt down all photos that she makes an appearance and have them destroyed as well.
Seminary Girl 1 "Did you see what Chaya Esther was wearing?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Yeah, It was disgusting, her blouse only reached her elbows adn there was a picture of a goyish band on the front"
Seminary Girl 3 "But isn't this Loshon Hara?"
Seminary Girl 1 "No, because we are only doing this for her own good"
Seminary Girl 3 "How is this for her own good?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Well hopefully if enough of us start talking about it, she will become so embarrassed that she will change her ways and become a good frum Seminary Girl."
Seminary Girl 3 "What if that's not exactly whats she wants? What if she wants to go on to an Ivy League school and receive a higher education or what if she wants to be intellectually stimulated by her Torah learning?"
Seminary Girl 1 "That's not what she really wants, for we learned that we can only fulfill our divine mission by having lots of babies and therefore the only way we can be fulfilled is by getting married to a nice frum boy who goes to Yeshiva University"
Seminary Girl 2 "It appears that we might have to do a similar intervention for you!"
Seminary Girl 3 "No please don't, I can change, I can become an ignorant frum Jewish housewife also."