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Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins 

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.
Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

Fully Semi-Automatic 

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.
MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.

Semi-automatic African Nipple Rockets 

A very large african american women with big nipples that, if provoked, will immediately result in rockets flying out of the nipples. (in semi-automatic form)
Coach: ROCHELLE! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ZOMBIE!!11!!1!
Rochelle: OH LAWDS MAH SEMI-AUTOMATIC AFRICAN NIPPLE ROCKETS BE FIREN!!!!!1
Ellis: OOOOO SHI-

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon 

The Narrator's weapon of choice.
If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

Semi-automatic lonely boy 

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad
Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy

semi-automatic 

A state where a person can just suddenly burst into anger and fury.
Watch out for Danny! He's semi-automatic!
semi-automatic by JakeTheDane July 18, 2016