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The unofficial Chav capital of England. The village features a chippy and grocery store. The Chavs are usually congregate outside the chip shop and near the bins at night time, as this is the only time they come out. They have also been known to hurl abuse at the staff working the hot chicken counter at Somerfield.

As well as this, a warm welcome is given to everybody who enters the village, as the signpost for Selston is riddled with bullet holes.
Person 1: "Oy mate, have yer visited Selston?"

Person 2: "No I ain't, I've 'eard it is the chav capital of England though."
Selston by Obey Your System January 5, 2011
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Hari Seldon 

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.
I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon
Hari Seldon by pookleblinky November 29, 2004
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a name used for a very attractive girl, very charming and has alot of boys around her at most times, she is popular and most girls wishh to be like her "seldon"
wow, look at seldon today, she looks stunning!
seldon by lillyk July 14, 2011
Seldon is a BOY name. Usually first name is Sean and very Irish looking. His eyes sparkle no matter what, they are so beautiful and blie. He doesn’t usually carry a wallet which adds to the risk kink. He always will laugh at your jokes even if they are bad and is very supportive of your comedic career. He is a keeper. Super sweet don’t even have to know him to know how good of a guy he is. If you ever find yourself a Seldon KEEP him. He is an angle that walks this earth. Also he’s a total babe :))
Jess: hey have you seen seldon, he’s sooooo hot and has a great personality.

Friend: Yea you should go for him
Seldon by Greyhound410 May 2, 2020

Deon Seldon 

a nice person who will give u a fade real quick
Deon seldon is a really sweet guy that will give u a fade
Deon Seldon by Exotic unknown September 24, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026