selfsuck 

A term used to describe the sexual act of sucking your own cock, giving yourself a blowjob.

My girlfriend caught me sucking my cock and completely freaked out but now she's totally cool with it and now we have fun together while i selfsuck.

selfsuck by NinjaShart August 8, 2008

seersucker 

A suit worn in the American south that is typically defined by small blue to navy vertical stripes on a white background. It is worn normally during the summer months as an alternative to the more popular business suit based on its light and cool fabric that is more tolerable to the hot and humid conditions.

Something you would see an lawyer in New Orleans wearing in the mid 1900's. Also sported by Gregory Peck's character Atticus Finch in the movie adaptation of "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Tom - "It is so hot outside Jim, what should i wear to this wedding?"
Jim - "I'm putting on that seersucker I've had in the closet for the past 150 years."

seersucker by Matticans March 10, 2007

self sucker 

a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this!

last night, i watched jeff turn into a self sucker, and suck more than half of his 9inch monster.

self sucker by in luv w/ a guy frnd November 13, 2006

Seersucker 

A type of clothing that is sort of flexible and stretchy. It usually has stripes of varying colors down it.

I just bought this awesome seersucker jacket from Ralph Lauren!

Seersucker by Lain872 June 25, 2005

Self-Sucker

One who eats his/her own penis or vagina.

John regularly blows himself, so he is a self-sucker.

Self-Sucker by himher August 7, 2012

Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.

1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.

Self-Sucker by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 14, 2014

Self-Sucker

One who loves thyself to the extent of which granted the opportunity, would complete oral sex with oneself.

1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.

Self-Sucker by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 15, 2014