That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.
Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"
by GrouchVaude September 13, 2014
by PrinceofWheels July 13, 2020