Maritime Self Service

Self-pleasurization on the Banner server.

A.K.A.- Jerking off.

"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"

"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."

by Good Guy Greg August 31, 2011

self-service pumps

Cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in "One More Minute" by Weird Al Yankovic

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps

by rtv0587 June 20, 2010

Self-Service Stroke

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

by Socially Awkward Panda August 11, 2011

self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.

C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"

by d0thedew87 February 26, 2009

self-service

when you bend over to suck your own peen

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service

by Gembly November 16, 2019

Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.

I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)

by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019