sekt

1. One who pwnz all. Often admired and worshipped by large groups of easily manipulated idiots.

2. A group of people dedicated to the worship of Sekt.

3. A 'life-energy' possessed by great people.

1. Sekt is the greatest.

2. I am a member of a sekt.

3. This one possesses much sekt. He is strong.

by Sekt March 22, 2003

sekt

Prefers intercourse with family & relations. Also likes teh cock

Sekt likes teh cock.

by Sekt March 22, 2003

sekt

Often found engulfing another men's penises, sometimes to the extent that women don't need to worry about swallowing their partner's loads from now on;

"Do you feel like swallowing it, or should we dial'a'sekt tonight?"

by Boner 4 U March 22, 2003

sekt

A person who, whilst trying to control their flaming homosexuality, projects it out onto others.

Favourite phrase of a Sekt:
"As above, also a lover of teh cock.
* loves teh cock."

Also,
"Stop being a Sekt and come out of the closet."

by Nichers March 22, 2003

sekt

Too have ones DNA arranged so to assure flaming homosexuality.

You're such a Sekt.

by Big Sexy Cow March 22, 2003

sekt

One who thinks punk music is something other than aural pollution;

"I bought the latest NOFX album". "You fucking Sekt, what's the matter with you?"

by Paul McCartney March 22, 2003

sekt

a female swallowing ones penis whole while performing oral not to worry about ones loads spilling down her throat.

That girl sekt me not once but twice

sekt is great!

by skeptypical November 18, 2004