A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.
Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!
by Bob is your aunt September 1, 2005
1)Like the episodes of Seinfeld this fight is about nothing.
2) A fight that starts over a small, insignificant thing.
2) A fight that starts over a small, insignificant thing.
"I got in a huge fight with my boyfriend last night."
"What was it about?"
"I dont even know, it was a Seinfeld fight."
"What was it about?"
"I dont even know, it was a Seinfeld fight."
by jsgbklyn June 17, 2009
by Al Smith May 19, 2004
A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.
Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
by Reddot1975 May 2, 2009
verb- to say something without actually coming out and saying it. The seinfeld bet episode depicted the four characters making a bet to see who could go the longest without masturbating; the topic was discussed multiple times, although the words "masturbate" or "masturbation" were not used in the entire episode.
I'll have to seinfeld around the topic at hand when I recount this story to him. I hope he can figure out what I'm trying to say.
by tiffypoole March 7, 2006
"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."
by rickmcclure August 16, 2014
by ***_S_*** March 3, 2006