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Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*
Related Words
Sellout selling Sella sell Sellers selling out sellie segal Segelke sellar

Sellin' Shoes 

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.
Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
Sellin' Shoes by castman September 8, 2012

watermelon seller 

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
watermelon seller by beluga_fish October 9, 2020

Sell your soul 

To do anything, even something bad or dishonest, in return for money, power, respect, success, etc.
Never sell your soul to anybody and/or for anything. Always be true to yourself, your heart and your soul.

song selling 

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.
Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.
song selling by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
Choking, especially in a video game; making a dumb or unforced error; getting carried; being a bot; throwing
Bro you’re selling so hard right now, my back hurts from carrying you so much”
Selling by lil squelch April 30, 2020