segagged Share definition Flag the art of taking a shit that is so stringy that u can weave it to be a moist cloth then choke your sex partner with it to cause sexual orgasmic functions to both sexualists "I got so turned on when tom segagged me the other night." segagged by Danking February 15, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the segagged mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch