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Sehome High School 

Sehome High School is the most pretentious, whitest, and hippiest school in the greater Bellingham region. Home to around 20 minorities and 1,100 white kids, Sehome really puts the "high" in high school. Boasting a large nicotine issue, many students enjoy the all gender bathrooms as a hot spot for sex and juuling. Home to SoundCloud rappers, bad admins, and many libtards, Sehome High School is the best school in Washington state and fuck the raiders, fuck storm, and fuck 12
"Have you been to Sehome High School recently?"
"No, I haven't been there since I was jumped for not wearing AirPods."
Sehome High School by mikelitoris_ January 11, 2019
The girl who goes through the worst but still smiles to make someone else's day better.

She is the most depressed but does everything to make someone else happy
The world needs more people like Seeham
Seeham by BlueSapphire♡ September 27, 2018

Horst Seehofer 

Horst Seehofer is a popular German politician of the CSU party which is common in Bavaria.
Directly translated his name means “Douche Seayard”.
Many also call him the new Hitler because he is against the course of the fucking liberal ruling party which is the CDU.
Stan:
“Are you a horst?

Why did you kick the old lady off the bus?”

Michael:
“She was against the current liberal party so she had to get the fuck out off my way!
Isn’t this what Horst Seehofer, our leader, would do?”
Horst Seehofer by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018

Sehome High

Sehome is the Second school built in Bellingham, Washington. It is home to some seriously kick-ass people. Like me. And It has about 4 black students. And 90% have smoked pot. And yet, somehow, with that, we are still one of the best schools in Washington and The best in bellingham. Go mariners. Screw raiders. We are the literally High school
"Yo dude, those sehome high kids are high..."
"Yeah man they're half stoner, half nerd"
Sehome High by McCereal January 1, 2012
One who is on the receiving end of rumors involving having STDs (Primarily Syphilis) , and/or having been violently anally intruded resulting in blood.

Oh man, that micah(a guy whose douchey-ness is beyond comprehension) got SEEHORNED!
Seehorn by David V. January 8, 2007

seeshomaru 

Inuyasha's older brother who is full demon and seeks the sword that his father gave to Inuyasha.
Seeshomaru is like a total demon! I want to be just like him! Fish~ please don't kill me! ^.^
seeshomaru by Short Stuf July 14, 2004
The epitome of failure.

Usually associated with; unsuccessfulness, long-term impoverishment, and below average physical appearance and mental capacity.

Individuals possesing seehornesque traits may show several of the following traits; having little motivation aside from waking to breathe on a daily basis, poor general hygiene, low self esteem, exhibit sloth-like behavior, and generally fail at life.
Bill: "Jesus christ Dave, what the hell happened in there? There is no way we're going to close that deal after a presentation like that."

Dave: "Bill I'm sorry."

Bill: "Save it. I don't even want to look at you, you've turned into a mess recently."

Dave: "Look, I know I seehorned it big timeback there. I haven't felt like myself lately."

Bill: "Well go home and think about. Come back on Monday a new man and let's hope for the best on this deal."

Dave: "You're right. I think I'm going to go home, eat some ritz crackers smeared with toothpaste, move my belly to the side and attempt to masturbate but ultimately fail, pass out in a pool of my own waste, and hopefully get this out of my system."

Bill: "Fuck man, you're a seehorn"
seehorn by TheTruthDeptartment April 9, 2010