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1. An abbreviation of Josephus (Josephus Flavius Jewish historian and mathematician, born AD 37)

2. All round clever person

3. A real bro - see Brosephus
Wow - how did he know that? He is a real Seef!

Well, he is no Einstein but he is a real Seef

Dude, relax, you can depend on him - he is a real Seef
Seef by Sergeant Asparagus February 3, 2010
Related Words
Seefop • Seef • seefat • Seefah • seefoo • seefood • Seef it up • seefan • seefarah • seefean
It can really mean anything given the right context
Dude, that's cap, stop seefin'

John got back at 3:45 last night, he looked fucking seefed
Seef by BigWeeb August 30, 2020

Seef it up 

He burnt his knob while hiding a spliff from the 50. He really Seefed it up.
Seef it up by Seef July 27, 2005
To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef
Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"
To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

pull a seef 

To redeem Hydrate on Twitch until the Streamer cant drink anymore, this happened to Twitch Streamer seefinilla, and has stuck around as a joke always since
dont you pull a seef on me
pull a seef by sandschi May 28, 2020

pull a seef 

Spam redeem Streampoints until the streamer gets cant fullfill them anymore , happened to Twitch Streamer Seefinilla, from where the name has been taken
lets pull a seef on her, we have enough points
pull a seef by sandschi May 29, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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