When I went camping with my friends they got drunk the night before so early in the morning I just had a small breakfast before they awoke so that we could all eat breakfast together later. My first breakfast consisted solely of biscuits. While for second breakfast I ate bacon and eggs. The breakfast I ate with them was second breakfast.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.