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seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.
Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.
seafood diet by robin_zib July 30, 2010
The sound a European cow makes.
Brian: Where are we?

Cow: Shazoo!

Stewie: Looks like we're in Europe
Shazoo by theomastix December 19, 2011

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.
Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer
The sound that a cow most certainly does not make.
"The cow says, 'SHAZOO!'" "...it most certainly does not!"
Shazoo by grimgrim April 15, 2010

Seamoose 

A streamer who makes content, such as, failed minecraft hardcore runs, mooselocke? Sadge, 7th place andy, sub 19 when? He scams his chat a lot :/ ... Makes us laugh at least cause of when we look at him :) our streamer I guess...
"Oh, is that THE Seamoose? When is he gonna pay his mods?"
Seamoose by HaleyWithoutAnI July 15, 2020
a fictional animal that is commonly found on sheets along with other fictional animals whos names start with a letter of the alphabet to teach young children how to spell in bed.
why the fuck does you sheet-door have an animal called seapoon on it.
seapoon by boobs mcgee June 1, 2005