Seattle Wave

When someone moves to the Seattle area and waves at a local and is met with a blank stare, a look away and/or a frown.

Dude 1: Jim C. was caught unawares the other day while out jogging through his new neighborhood shortly after moving to Seattle.
Dude 2: Why, what happened?
Dude 1: He waved at one of his neighbors but they returned a blank stare and looked away.

Dude 2: Oh, he got the Seattle Wave.

Seattle Wave by Bruce Bo March 28, 2020

Seattle Wakeup Call 

When you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. She drinks it down and thinks you're a fucking prince.

Yo homie, ya see dat cashier?

Yea?

I gave her a Seattle Wakeup Call last summer.

Owwwww!!!!

Seattle Wakeup Call by ill masta April 2, 2010

Seattle washout 

When two lesbians are scissoring and one has the runs The other may receive A vagina full of feces

Sandy gave Becky a Seattle washout

Seattle washout by JohnnyAmerica July 2, 2018

seattle washington area

A term used to vaguely describe where something occurs. It is used mainly as a joke and it holds a similar amount of seriousness.

Guy 1: Hey, can we hang out at your place.
SethBling: Sure, Uh I live in the uh seattle washington area...

seattle washington area by JOHN CENA (alfe) June 11, 2016

Seattle Car Wash 

Rain

Bob: your car's getting pretty dirty--you should get it washed

Joe: Nah, I'll just wait for a Seattle car wash

Seattle Car Wash by therealduffman October 5, 2011

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.

Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle by HawaiianPunch1 September 2, 2013

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.

Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012