We make it rain in Seattle!
by FlyAway July 18, 2011
Home of snobby yuppies and wannabe anarchists. People in Seattle take being serious VERY seriously -- practicing their frowns and blank stares all night long! Natives claim to be exceptionally green and environmental, yet somehow cannot abandon their petroleum-consuming automobiles. Seattleites love to stroke-off their superiority complex and sneer at people moving to Seattle from other states, when in reality, most of them originated from Europe. The city claims to be a precious gem of liberalism, but the NIMBYS will uproar and relentlessly blog if a homeless camp enters their sacred backyard. All-in-all, Seattle is a land of arrogant hypocrisy.
On the up side ... you will find good coffee, lots of rain and quaint restaurants here. Enjoy!!!
On the up side ... you will find good coffee, lots of rain and quaint restaurants here. Enjoy!!!
by saveME1234 February 22, 2011
A rainy city in the northwestern coast of the U.S. Has a population of 594,210. largest city in Washington. It is home to the space needle and one of the nations highest suicide rates.
by j-b-c January 6, 2009
by lil_pro 69 August 30, 2009
(noun) A city of metrobores, junkies, tame protests, post-college so-called artists and software engineers.
(adj) Referring to anything for which Seattle is known. Usually used by people stuck in Kansas who wish they lived somewhere cooler.
(adj) Referring to anything for which Seattle is known. Usually used by people stuck in Kansas who wish they lived somewhere cooler.
by rumtussle February 17, 2011
Once a world class city, known for the 1962 Worlds Fair, the Space Needle and the Seattle SuperSonics, it is now a shell of what it once was. With a city government who taxes everything and everyone in the city limits, as well as adds bans to plastic products, meanwhile allowing drugs and crime to run rampant. Seattlites call it “progressive” while the rest of the US looks at Seattle and scratches it’s head. People here try to be “hip” and “cool” when in actuality they are just embarrassing themselves. The “Seattle Freeze” is all too real as well. If you move from another place and are a single individual with no friends in the area, expect your life to stay like that. People don’t move to Seattle for the social scene, they move to Seattle because A) Their jobs brought them
Here, or B) they have lost all hope in anything else and decided to start “fresh” or C) Los Angeles sent them here cause they were homeless and the bus ticket was free. People flock to Seattle, but complain how sucky it is and they do nothing to change their life, they just complain.
So if you can deal all of the aforementioned, PLUS 10 months of clouds and drizzle, homelessness, violence on the streets, possibly getting stabbed in the foot by a used needle and contracting some Blood Bourne Pathogen, being Anti social, and need to drink just to cover the depression all this causes, this is the place for you!
Here, or B) they have lost all hope in anything else and decided to start “fresh” or C) Los Angeles sent them here cause they were homeless and the bus ticket was free. People flock to Seattle, but complain how sucky it is and they do nothing to change their life, they just complain.
So if you can deal all of the aforementioned, PLUS 10 months of clouds and drizzle, homelessness, violence on the streets, possibly getting stabbed in the foot by a used needle and contracting some Blood Bourne Pathogen, being Anti social, and need to drink just to cover the depression all this causes, this is the place for you!
Sam- Hey Tom want to move to Seattle?
Tom- Ha Ha Ha, for what? That’s the most depressing place on earth!
Tom- Ha Ha Ha, for what? That’s the most depressing place on earth!
by MrJigglyPoof May 28, 2019
It rains a lot. It kinda sucks. Avoid pike place market, seattle center, and westlake. Tourists clog it up really bad from spring to fall.
It rains about 9 months out of the year. The rest of the year it's so hot there are forest fires galore. I was born and raised here and I'm moving to California as soon as I can afford it.
Speaking of money, it's extremely expensive to live here. The people are super unfriendly on the streets. Especially if they can tell you're not from around here. I've unfortuneately found myself doing the same thing more and more recently.
I pay over a grand a month for a small studio. The buses always make me late for work. And the drivers here are atrocious.
The lattes however will make you stay forever. And once you find your niche(if you ever do) you'll probably never leave.
If you move to Seattle, don't expect it to be grand. Good luck.
It rains about 9 months out of the year. The rest of the year it's so hot there are forest fires galore. I was born and raised here and I'm moving to California as soon as I can afford it.
Speaking of money, it's extremely expensive to live here. The people are super unfriendly on the streets. Especially if they can tell you're not from around here. I've unfortuneately found myself doing the same thing more and more recently.
I pay over a grand a month for a small studio. The buses always make me late for work. And the drivers here are atrocious.
The lattes however will make you stay forever. And once you find your niche(if you ever do) you'll probably never leave.
If you move to Seattle, don't expect it to be grand. Good luck.
Hey what the fuck is that bright thing in the sky?!?!?!
Oh shit man, its the sun, it show's like once year in Seattle.
Oh shit man, its the sun, it show's like once year in Seattle.
by Missy and Ty April 7, 2008