1 definition by MrJigglyPoof
Once a world class city, known for the 1962 Worlds Fair, the Space Needle and the Seattle SuperSonics, it is now a shell of what it once was. With a city government who taxes everything and everyone in the city limits, as well as adds bans to plastic products, meanwhile allowing drugs and crime to run rampant. Seattlites call it “progressive” while the rest of the US looks at Seattle and scratches it’s head. People here try to be “hip” and “cool” when in actuality they are just embarrassing themselves. The “Seattle Freeze” is all too real as well. If you move from another place and are a single individual with no friends in the area, expect your life to stay like that. People don’t move to Seattle for the social scene, they move to Seattle because A) Their jobs brought them
Here, or B) they have lost all hope in anything else and decided to start “fresh” or C) Los Angeles sent them here cause they were homeless and the bus ticket was free. People flock to Seattle, but complain how sucky it is and they do nothing to change their life, they just complain.
So if you can deal all of the aforementioned, PLUS 10 months of clouds and drizzle, homelessness, violence on the streets, possibly getting stabbed in the foot by a used needle and contracting some Blood Bourne Pathogen, being Anti social, and need to drink just to cover the depression all this causes, this is the place for you!
Here, or B) they have lost all hope in anything else and decided to start “fresh” or C) Los Angeles sent them here cause they were homeless and the bus ticket was free. People flock to Seattle, but complain how sucky it is and they do nothing to change their life, they just complain.
So if you can deal all of the aforementioned, PLUS 10 months of clouds and drizzle, homelessness, violence on the streets, possibly getting stabbed in the foot by a used needle and contracting some Blood Bourne Pathogen, being Anti social, and need to drink just to cover the depression all this causes, this is the place for you!
Sam- Hey Tom want to move to Seattle?
Tom- Ha Ha Ha, for what? That’s the most depressing place on earth!
Tom- Ha Ha Ha, for what? That’s the most depressing place on earth!
by MrJigglyPoof May 28, 2019