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Open sesame

Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved
“You got cash in your safe?”

“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens
Open sesame by dobiiidob April 17, 2018

Sesame Streeted 

When you take a picture of someone, then add a dick to their nose region resulting in them looking like a character from the Sesame Street. Usually done with the help of Photoshop, but if the persons nose is fucked up enough, it can sometimes just be a natural occurrence.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude check out this kid, he just got Sesame Streeted!

Guy 2: Holy shit bro! He looks exactly like Oscar the Grouch with that chode on his nose!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Did you see this new thing called Sesame Streeting?

Girl 2: Yeah, it's gross. I just saw a guy who's balls made him look just like Bert.
Sesame Streeted by AdawgSSC January 13, 2013

sesame street shit

Stupid rookie tactics that experienced veterans in the game don't waste their time with. The mark of an amateur.
Barney: "Ho ho ho. Bye kids! That's all we have for today!"
Director: "Cut! Good job on the episode. See you all tomorrow."
Barney: "To hell with those fucking ankle-biters. I need a smoke like it ain't no thing. You got the mary jane?"
Big Bird: "Hell yeah ni'a I got a blunt that's fatter than a Tri Delt at a hot dog eating contest."
Barney: "Roll up that chronic, dogg."
Ernie: "This weed is brought to you by the letter M."
(Ernie takes a weak-ass hit, coughs like crazy, and doesn't inhale)
Big Bird: "WHAAAAT??? Get that sesame street shit out of here, fool. You don't even know how to smoke. And FUCK the letter M...I got this shit straight from SAMPSON, BEEITCH!"
sesame street shit by Nick D September 27, 2005

Sesame Cake 

A cake, which if you are Tim Curry's character in Congo, you should stop eating.
Mr Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.
Sesame Cake by Peter Elliot September 27, 2008

Sesame Street 

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!
Sesame Street by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

Sesame Street 

While dressed up as Elmo, you slice someone's dick off while the both of you are masturbating and carry the severed dick to a preschool. Make sure you have a woman with you. In the preschool, you enter a classroom, interview the youngest child, and ask them vaguely sexual questions while keeping the severed dick a secret. When the child least expects it, you strip the woman naked, shove the severed dick in the woman's mouth in front of the child (and everyone else, for that matter), and use the blood from the severed penis to draw a dick on her boobs. You must then throw the severed dick in the teacher's mouth, assume control of her laptop, and play snuff films on the smartboard.
This definition of Sesame Street was sponsored by the letter D!
Sesame Street by Yopmail User August 14, 2022