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Sergeant Johnson 

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--
Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011
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Sargent Johnson 

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Sergeant Johnson 

The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: VIVA LA SERGEANT JOHNSON!

Sergeant Johnson 

When you are getting head, on a really cumfy bed, smoking a fat blunt, and playing halo reach at the same time
charlie was on the bed getting a sergeant johnson from lexi. and halo reach is godly

Sargent Johnson 

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far
sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass
Sargent Johnson by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021

Sargent Avery Johnson 

One kick ass son of a bitch who knows what the ladies like.
Sargent Avery Johnson is a ladies man when you want a car he'll bring a tank
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026