This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.
Preheat that oven to 400 degrees sargeant sweatpants so we can cook that frozen pizza.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 07, 2009