Stanning 

The act of being overly obsessed with an artist/person/character/etc.

STalker + fAN = STAN

Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.

My Xander love comes from my Buffy stanning.

I've been stanning Beyonce for so long I couldn't stop if I wanted to.

Stanning by strmlndbtrfly June 12, 2012

Swanning 

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016

scanning out

1. The state one finds oneself in after excessive alcohol/drugs consumption.
2. The state one finds oneself in after working to long scanning barcodes

1. You should have seen Katie at the party last night - She was totally scanning out
2. Katie can't meet us in BBs - she's worked overtime and is totally scanned out

scanning out by OG Funk April 10, 2007

spanning 

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.

Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!

spanning by poonanni May 3, 2016

Seaning around 

Being aggressively Gay

He is getting awfully grabby with the dudes today!
Oh, he's just "Seaning around"

Seaning around by Jaymc May 22, 2015

Black Swanning 

Getting carried away with your inner sexuality and getting lost in the moment

She took too much MDMA that she was black swanning all over the place

Black Swanning by smass February 21, 2011

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

scanning the donkey by Froghead0 March 31, 2016